I am whatever you want me to be.
I have been:
- friend
- enemy
- socialite
- student
- agoraphobic
- profoundly introverted
- line cook
- husband
- boyfriend
- psychologist
- pharmacist
- writer
- producer
- actor
- director
- chef
- gardener
- musician
- singer
- improvisational
- valet
- driver
- mechanic
- therapist
- doctor
- detective
- teacher
- commando
- pilot
- navigator
- factory worker
- grouchy
- happy
- thoughtful
- thoughtless
- pizza maker
- penitent
- sinner
- fan
- fanboy
- agnostic
- presbyterian
- atheist
- buddhist
- luddite
- technophile
- anglophile
- vet assistant
- tired
