You don’t need me to tell you about SXSW. In fact, if you’re going, just skip the rest of this post. I’m here today to help those of you who are over the whole SXSW thing. Believe me, I know you’re out there, stewing about it in your jammies. Relax. I can help.
Here are three things that have nothing to do with SXSW, just for you:
Go see a movie. Believe it or not, Hollywood movies can still be seen in Austin. The Green Zone and Remember Me are some of the new options. Or you could put on your blue makeup again and go see an Avatar marathon.
You could rent all of Corey Haim’s movies and remember the good times with Lucas, License to Drive, and Dream a Little Dream. Or just pick the best vampire movie ever made, The Lost Boys. I’m not hating here; the Corey’s were awesome.
Block the windows with a blanket, get under a quilt, and listen to “Oh By The Way”, Pink Floyd’s 14-disc set on some good headsets. Eat only pine nuts and cherry soda. In three days time, you’ll be amazed at how much you now hate Pink Floyd. Oh, by the way, which one’s Pink?